koln
Je pourrais jamais oublier que...
I could never forget that...

...my name is Patrick Kolencherry;
...I am proficient in PHP, XHTML, CSS, AS, and Java;
...valid code is most definitely a must;
...utilizing design theory brings effective design;

...sie liebt dich yeah yeah yeah;
...mon français est moyen;
...malayalam parayam ariyam;
...eridanum vayhikanum arithila;

...a purpose in life for everyone exists;
...issues needing to be sorted out remain;
...Noah Webster corrupted spelling for Americans;
...I should look both ways before crossing the street;
...procrastination is worse than losing your moleskine;
...I must live life to the fullest.

demos
Je vois ces cases-ci de...
I see these cases of...

Demo: LibExplore v0.1
Directory: lbmcvrz
Parameters: Directory lbmcvrz, 300px Wide
Description: Fetches a list of files in a directory and displays results with links, filesize, and filetype in table form.

Filename Size Filetype
Interpol-Fukd 163.53kB png
Interpol-Obstcacle 1 Single 15.45kB jpg
Interpol-Turn on The Bright Lights 310.77kB jpg
Interpol-The Black EP 16.97kB jpg
Modest Mouse-GNFPQLBN 18.85kB jpg
Modest Mouse-LCW 130.28kB jpg
Aliceffekt-RegionSteam Snowdays 145.56kB jpg
Aliceffekt Package 391.98kB jpg
GPImplementation. 6.16kB ava

Demo: LibLastFM v0.2
Last.fm Account: Kolnstyle
Parameters: 11 Songs, 300px Wide
Description: Fetches a list of songs played by a user of last.fm and displays the results in table form.

Artist Song
Beirut The Bunker
Beirut Bratislava
Beirut Scenic World
Beirut Rhineland (Heartland)
Beirut Mount Wroclai (Idle Days)
Beirut Postcards From Italy
Beirut Napoleon on the Bellerophon
Beirut Fountains and Tramways
Beirut Prenzlauerberg
Coldplay Clocks

contact
Est-ce que vous parlez à moi?
Do you speak to me?

I insert my form with skill, don't give a care what they fill,
Captcha in my pack, theres nothing I lack,
Cause I flow like water, and my XML isn't a martyr
Yet I'm not a mage; Incomplete is this part of the page